Kardashian Kids: no misspelling required.

Also, what KIND of theater? Are we talking movie theater, operating theater, theater of warfare? I've always wondered...

It was just so pointy.

I love it, but not for a wedding.

People who are incredibly proud of their upper thighs, but very self conscious of their ankles?

What, you're not familiar with the traditional wedding thong?

Marrying the rapist was horrific. But I actually like her dress, particularly the headpiece. I think she looks majestic.

Poorly fitted through the torso, too. Even Duke looks kind of horrified.

I was thinking old-timey swim cap, but same idea.

The second wedding dress is gorgeous. LOVE.

Oh, my god, I'd missed those. Magnificent!

I just figured that dress used up all the sleeves for a generation. Nothing left.

That's exactly how I feel about the vulva dress above.

The thing is, without the ginormous sex organ, it's got a really lovely neckline and draping.

All hose were shiny back then

OMG< that's so true! My sociopathic ex had no lips!

God but I love peacock feathers. Exquisite.

Why do people want to look slutty, or even sexy, instead of pretty or elegant on their wedding day? It's an emotional, loving, sometimes religious occasion. We already know you'll be having sex after the party, no need to start before the cake is served.

See, I always think that I want to see more use of breasts as fashion elements (like Rihanna's recent dress coup). And then I see something like that, and I recant.

But that's not the only kind!