I think the insults we use in moments of high emotion reveal our deepest values and priorities — because that's when we're responding on instinct, without choosing our words carefully. Jonah Hill may want to be a gay rights advocate, he may be trying to be, and that's commendable. But the slurs are still in his vocab,…

Oh dear God in heaven. After the first minute, my abs already hurt. Then I was glad that there was no video with the clip, because my eyes were permanently closed from laughing so hard. And even after the time it's taken me to type this far, my cheeks are still aching and tears are still leaking out. Sorry, Fitty, but…

Or at least they could have found underwear that better matched her skintone. There are companies that make nude underthings for every shade of nude.

Wasn't it just last week that her stylist said that there was nothing left for Rihanna to wear for the rest of the season? Maybe this is what they meant...

Heck, if I had a flat stomach and lived in NewYork, *I'd* go everywhere as Lady Godiva! Tits are fun and pretty, even non-celebrity ones.

I never even noticed the cheetah thong! I always just thought the spots were shadows from the dress's sequins.

Or granny panties. Wear whatever skirt you want, just save the things for the pencil skirts, and wear larger knickers with the floaty things.

Pretty sure wearing granny panties would have helped. She should wear whatever she wants, of course, but it seems to me that if the Palace is going to get involved, dictating granny panties would have been both easier and more effective than hiring a butt guard.

Also, he's really proud of that role, and wishes more people had seen it. He really cares about acting; I think he regrets being so hot.

Except (and I can't believe I remember this), Overheard in New York had a post a few days before the story broke of them dating. Someone overheard Katie gushing in a Starbucks about her first date with someone unidentified, who wanted her to meet his kids. And she couldn't believe it, because she'd had a crush on him…

I almost feel like his looks have been a hindrance to him, you know? And that he feels that way too sometimes. I mean, he's a good man, a hard worker, and serious about acting. But people just see the bod, and give him beefcake roles. It's like early-career Brad Pitt, without the comedic gifts to help him break out of…

I've never been able to get whipped cream to stay on like that. How does one do it?

and him too! They're both such good people, it would be so great for them tone making each other happy!

Now I'm sad that I deleted my list; I feel a kinship with you...

I too am a fan of the great outdoors.

What is it about death and sex? I've got cemeteries on my sex resume.

Understandable. I posted a bunch, but then felt that I was oversharing, so redacted all but one story.

My first deeply intimate act was on a swing set on the grounds of a UU church. Those Unitarians are very open-minded.

I find her tits to be totally inconsistent with her face,though. Must be all that magic.

"an experience you have to go through to joke about it" was EXACTLY the point of the Reddit effort. Congrats on catching up.