@stoke:

conveniently, getting hit with crack rock shrapnel is its own anesthetic!

@SynthOno:

i used to have a 1984 canadian police spec chevy impala with civy trim and interior. the guy who had it originally wanted a sports car, but his wife wouldn't let him. he knew people at GM and had it custom ordered from the factory with heavy duty everything.

@Jones Foyer:

Holding out for one that will say "I am this close to raping you!!!"

"but the E36, with its toned-down mods and added body styles doesn't set the loins aflame quite as much as does the earlier car.

I'm still waiting for the 911 Carerra GT3 Turbo RS Speedster 4SS GTS Cabriolet Targa 4.....S

"Suspicious of their behavior"

"This significant interception of ecstasy has prevented a very dangerous drug from reaching our streets." - CBP Official

"What gave it away?"

Republicans and Democrats: Like choosing which hole to get raped in.

i like how everyone is wearing jeans with pretty respectable 'driving creases'.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good:

growing up in the middle of nowhere, with the closest town being about a half hour away by car, cars represented not just an expansion of freedom, but freedom itself.

humans aren't machines, we're animals, and it screws us up to wake up at the same time when sunrise/sunset is constantly changing. work should start 1 hour after sunrise. studies show that daylight saving time screws us up. it's not bloody natural, getting up an hour before the sun in the winter and an hour after in…

@TheFu:

I've spent a long time cultivating a reputation for being late and i'm not going to squander it now.

IE 6.0.2800.1106 is the only thing the idiots in our IT dept will allow us to use. Software audits make installing FF risky. Hooray for portable firefox.

@MajesticTrout: