@alan505:

Chrysler pioneered Continuously Variable Transmissions - You never know when or how or if they're gonna work.

9 Speed Manual coming soon!

those are just 'spares' since a couple of them are going to fail in the first 30k miles anyways. I heard they're going to come with a 2nd engine too, for the same reason, and even those have spares - they are 64 valve octuple overhead cam double-W8's with 4 spark plugs per cylinder. The car will also have 4 doors that…

Awesome! Now if only they could make some sort of mattress that tweets my nocturnal flatulence and masturbation habits, a coffee cup that liveblogs my morning ritual and toilet paper that allows me to share the hue an moisture content of my leavings with people I've never met and don't care about, then my life will be…

But wait! the Carrera GTS-S is rumored to produce 421 hp with an MSRP of $119,200.

even Carl is embarrassed by this thing.

it has 2 more doors than it needs.

@thisISaRant...:

@grzydj:

@fathi_haziq:

img function is failing.

@87CapriceEstate:

oh and we use hazard lights as 'thank you' around these parts, as in 'thank you for pulling over'. 2 blips. thank. you.

@area_educator has one of those annoyingly long handles no one cares about:

I do this one - I raise my right hand to the right of my head and point at myself with a few self shaming jabs, then switch to an open hand.

How did he slip the cuffs past his melon sized metallic balls??

hipsters don't skate, they just walk around holding long boards that they bought complete.