@No1JalopnikFan:

@Tygur:

from a cop giving me a chickenshit speeding ticket for 35 in a 30 on a windy mountain road:

RX-7? is that a V6, or a four cylinder?

@FatTony925:

"Jalopnik? What's that?"

"you should lower it"

@SantaRita:

@tdelly1989:

@m4ximusprim3:

from a car rental agent:

@dpodhola:

@rev_junkie:

"Batteries have water in them?"

also, the retarded shit that people put in craigslist ads.

Me: "here, take my car over to the shop and pick up such and such"

nice. as with any 18 year old with a powerful BMW, i wonder how much it cost.... his father.

i *love* dirt 2 while wasted. just shitfaced, flying through forests and deserts... best.

@64deville:

"the Ford 4.2 V8 was another dog of an engine. Choked by emissions equipment, it produced only 120 horsepower off the lot."