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"Used my horn today for the first time. So embarrassing...Wish I had my windows tinted already so I could have hidden in shame."

I record all my traffic stops, without informing the officer, and i've used those recordings in court.

"Twelve?! She said she was "a teen", officer!"

Just another reason to ban slushboxes.

"The parents of 19-year-old Canadian Vladimir Rigenco bought him a 2006 BMW M5"

yes, but good lord it's ugly. i do hope that's not the final body.

how about no left turn on red? i think you ought to have to come to a complete stop, but if there's no traffic coming, why the hell not? i do it all the time, yet to get pinched for it.

"it surprises me that they haven't completely replaced regular ones. It looks a lot more fun."

While there's no shortage of Civic douchebags, I drive one (a white 94 EX EJ1) for 3 very simple reasons:

I do more double-takes for sweet rides than for cute females by FAR.

Now if we can just take it one step further and abolish the HOV lane altogether. Every morning a shit ton of traffic is squeezed into two lanes while the perfectly good third lane is completely unused.