if you dont have the cash to buy it flat out, and it's not a house, a bill, food or medicine, then you cannot afford it. period. that goes for cars, too. a young couple i know, they both have late model cars (dodge nightrunner and nissan sentra)

@two wheels are enough:

@D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!:

coat the steering wheel with LSD.

@D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!:

@Kowl Slaw:

@Kovitlac:

@irishman72: nice! we have tons of those here at work. will have to prank the boss.

@superv:

take a piano wire and connect it to the positive terminal on the starter to the frame. when the starter is powered the wire will disintegrate, creating a small amount of ominous under-the-hood smoke.

oh put small baggies full of baking soda all over the inside and then call the cops on em. hilarious.

get the car a bit wet and apply large sheets of clear plastic wrap. make the plastic wrap as tight and invisible as possible.

what's bugging me lately is the endless onslaught of C-like programming languages all claiming to be the most awesome.

OK... what about straight unmarried couples? slippery slope even if their intention is innocent.

i purposefully drive a white car because cops tend to pay less attention to em, even though i know it'd look better in black or red or blue or... any other color.

@Froggmann hates Hondas:

1. Arguing about what is and isn't 'art' is a foolish waste of time.

@mad love for Astrid:

Stupid noobs, writing in all caps.

@Charlie Jane Anders: