Call me salty, but it's well deserved for their shitty fan base.

At this rate, Messi will score as many goals at the Euros as Ronaldo.

- Michael Scott

I think Bill got off pretty easy for his comments about Goodell. He only lost his job on Twitter. Goodell ended up losing his life.

That’s just your fault for not realizing your potential though. Simba was just gonna spend his days as a total lazybutt and letting the Pridelands fall to ruin until Mufasa told him “Remember who you are”. So your mom had the right idea.

I’m a grown man. And I sometimes giggle watching him play. I guess my body just doesn’t know how else to process the insane joy of watching him do his thing.

Steph Curry: The only guy whose pull-up foot-on-the-line during a 3-on-1 break is not a “NO NO NO NO NO YES” shot.

Meh, every writer makes mistakes once in a while.

Wildcat fans will, with no tinge of irony or jest, say “all of them.” I know this, because I am one of these moronic fans who has always and will always love everything McConnell does.

Pretty sure it’s Thundi

I’ve been a 100% Klinnsman defender but I’m wavering. If we were losing games because we were looking ahead by grooming the next generation I’d understand. If we were losing because we were struggling to implement a new fluid attacking style I’d understand.

It says everything about the Klinsmann era that we’re begging for a win against a team that, until Friday, we hadn’t lost to in 21 consecutive matches dating back to the fucking Reagan administration.

There’s more to your post than just this but I truly have tears in my eyes over “Porkchops Bazingas”.

What a left-handed laser from Curry!