If I don’t want to wait for the plantain to get black, I’ll double fry them- fry until they get golden, then remove and flatten between two cutting boards, then back in the oil. Also allows for spreading stuff on it or using it for sandwiches- as filling or the “bread”

He’s something of a legend in Missouri. My high school once played Brock’s, and he ran for a bazillion yards (approximately).

“Who the hell is going to want to work for this guy in the future?”

“Welcome to the team.” - Comcast, I assume

I don’t think lead’s a disease.

You’re right. Maybe he should be President instead.