I’ll vote for her because why the fuck not what even is anything anymore.

I would watch the fuck out of a glossy, too-stylish-for-its-own-good Sofia Coppola-directed version of events.

It’s over. Go home.

Also, it’s just good sense not to leave the house in a skirt. Wear a skirt and it’s like putting a target on your chach.

They’re all in on it, or something. I don’t know who they are, but they’re in on it. It’s all a part of Kim Kardashian’s fiendish plot to something something whore something money whore. /Jessamina

I can’t tell if this is an insult. Well played.