In fairness “out of his ass crack” and “out of his ass” are pretty different.  Both gross, but orders of magnitude different.

“At this point it’s going to go on longer than the actual 1980s”

Though still kinda messed up that they couldn’t even send a text to inform him how they removed his character after working together for however many years. 

Someone cue up the shark for The Goldbergs to jump over or is he too busy wearing Fonzi’s jacket in the Smithsonian?!?

Someone get Ted McGinley on the phone!

Perhaps that’s why Rian Johnson will never disavow his contribution to the Star Wars universe: “I’m even more proud of it five years on. When I was up at bat, I really swung at the ball,” he tells Empire magazine.

They are now a Cousin Oliver and shaggy dog from completing Sitcom Death Spiral Bingo.

Murray died on the way back to his home planet. 

Thanks to general Star Wars fatigue and the unmitigated disaster that was Rise of Skywalker, I’ve cooled significantly on the whole sequel trilogy. However, at least Last Jedi felt was trying to say something original instead of just smashing a bunch of Star Wars action figures together for two hours.

The Force Awakens was the one that confused me, because the world fuckin’ loved it, but other than being fine with the new characters, the whole thing to me felt like just a theme park ride version of the original trilogy.  Just rush from thing to thing, do it all again, joke about how you’re doing the same shit again…

This is communion, a confessional would be apropo

The movie’s not perfect, but it was literally breathtaking for me since, for the first time since Empire Strikes Back, I had no idea where any individual scene or the overall movie was going. After decades of predictable storytelling, Johnson flipped over the table and did new and exciting stuff.

It’s imperfect, but by FAR the best of the Sequel Trilogy. It was unexpected, beautiful, frustrating, thrilling, and, you know, we’re still talking about it. When was the last time anyone mentioned Rise of the Skywalker or whatever the fuck?

“Either way, the punchline feels gimmicky in a gross way, especially seeing as Simpson ranks among the most maligned murder victims of all time.”

He’s not seeking accountability, he’s seeking absolution

Is it sabotaging the press tour for him to respond (with evidence) to some pretty damaging claims about him that the director chose to make VERY publicly in what would appear to be an attempt to distract from her flailing through various personal and professional failings?

“Either way, the punchline feels gimmicky in a gross way, especially seeing as Simpson ranks among the most maligned murder victims of all time.”

Bro, I guarantee that no one cares about you including your co-dependent spouse. Just shut up and sit down. 

No one who is happily anything spends as much time shitposting as you do.

Open google maps, locate the general area, and type ‘AIRBNB’ into the search box. Any previous renters’ tagged photos will show up.