Worst. Travel. Agent. Ever.

Approved, your room is booked in Pyongyang. 

I’d rather have a sausage patty in there instead of the chicken.  

Used to hear these túngara frogs calling all the time in Panama. They sounded like they were playing video games the night through.

I bet it’d be good if you could swap the chicken for the sausage patty.

Wow this is beautifully written.

I was devastated when he died. He was everything I wanted to be when I was young.

If I know I’m putting a mostly full plate or a container that doesn’t have a lid into the fridge, I will break out the wrap rather than dirty a second container. I’m not proud of it, and have been looking for better options for a while now, but while it’s easy to find reusable tops for jars, small-ish bowls, and small…

He has proof to put 300 million in jail which is **checks notes** twice as many people who voted in 2020 and about 90 percent of the population. 

Don’t let science get in the way of your religion.

Truly a high point in overthinking the shit out of something that really just needed to be moved on from.

Not these cars. These cars are only used on a loop in the tunnel. 

Because rich people don’t want to share a space with us dinguses. 

Oh, that’s easy.  Musk doesn’t have a company that makes electric trams.

No one can explain why an electric train in those tunnels wouldn’t be better.

I have a great sense of humor, which is how I could tell Dave’s last few specials weren’t fucking funny.

Tell me one "joke" he said in The Closer about transgender people that was funny. Just one.

How about this for a life hack: not making a video about something that could have been a short text article instead.

5. Just free stuff
4. Buy Nothing (hyper local)
3. r/freebies
2. The penny hoarder
1. Krazy Coupon Lady