Worst. Travel. Agent. Ever.

Approved, your room is booked in Pyongyang. 

I’d rather have a sausage patty in there instead of the chicken.  

I bet it’d be good if you could swap the chicken for the sausage patty.

Wow this is beautifully written.

I was devastated when he died. He was everything I wanted to be when I was young.

If I know I’m putting a mostly full plate or a container that doesn’t have a lid into the fridge, I will break out the wrap rather than dirty a second container. I’m not proud of it, and have been looking for better options for a while now, but while it’s easy to find reusable tops for jars, small-ish bowls, and small…

Truly a high point in overthinking the shit out of something that really just needed to be moved on from.

“It’s simply his views” — You realize that’s worse right? It makes his callow bullying into outright bigotry and propaganda.

Noooope, they aren’t mean. It’s simply his views.

I have a great sense of humor, which is how I could tell Dave’s last few specials weren’t fucking funny.

Noooope, they aren’t mean. It’s simply his views.

You know that you don't have to keep defending Chappelle like he's your momma, right?

Tell me one "joke" he said in The Closer about transgender people that was funny. Just one.

his last special sucked. Terrible shit that isn’t even jokes

Chappelle's last special was so weird. The dude devoted more than half of his hour-long comedy special to making half-baked jabs at transgender people and decided to hide behind "I had a trans friend and she said it was okay!"

On the Prestige TV Podcast, Bill Hader referred to it as a puma or panther (my amazing memory, I only listened to it a few hours ago...)

How about this for a life hack: not making a video about something that could have been a short text article instead.

5. Just free stuff
4. Buy Nothing (hyper local)
3. r/freebies
2. The penny hoarder
1. Krazy Coupon Lady

I can’t imagine hiring anyone to do my taxes, or using retail budgeting tools when I can make my own spreadsheet.