So hold on are both women named Jackie and one is named Jackie AND Joanna?  I’m confused.

Ouch, how do you assemble this one up and one down? It’s brown on the outside, just like regular crown-and-heel buns.

Is Burger King going for a retro ‘70s feel in its advertising? That photo looks like it’s been through a few too many Instagram filters. I’m not necessarily complaining, but as midcentury cookbooks have shown, food doesn’t always look so appetizing in Kodachrome.

Totally disagree on the Bad Rap on the Whopper. it’s a Great burger. Not my absolute go to burger but maybe the burger I eat one out of five time and when I want a Whopper nothing else will fill the craving and I have been eating them for more than 40 years. Just because YOU don’t like it does nor mean it should be…

The Whopper is by far the best thing on Burger King's menu and blows McDonald's and Wendy's burgers away. Take away everything that makes it good and dump some gross fucking orange sauce on it and that's supposed to make it better? There are days when I would choose a Whopper over Five Guys or Shake Shack. 

there IS an island where you can go, it’s the Pacific Garbage Patch where you can hang out with the rest of the trash, ya uncultured swine!

Maybe it’s a regional thing. I’m in the northeast, where patty melts are on grilled rye and have caramelized onions along with the burger and cheese.

Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Definitionally rye.

Isn’t rye the usual bread in a patty melt?

The promo photos show a toasted bun on the outside but it looks like they built yours with the toasted part on the inside. Interesting.

I just had this & in general think it is a mostly missed opportunity. Both too much (in terms of the sauce & carmelized onions overwhelming it) and not enough (Jr whopper patties, really?). And perhaps the biggest miss is going with whatever that generic bread is & not sourdough 

“The order arrived at my door an hour later”

I’m curious why the unsettling part is that bison were once endangered and not the food-borne illness aspect. Is that leather backpack she’s wearing full of ice or is that bison heart room temp?

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Are you serious? If anything, he has a golden, nay titanium, NAY UNOBTANIUM, ear for comedy.

“Well Bublé doesn’t work, so now it’s Bubbly”. Hamm is a treasure.

Literally came here just to comment this exact thing. “You are on the thinnest of ice.” just kills me every single time.

“Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”

It’s comedy sketches about food, which isn’t out of character for this site that I’ve been visiting for years. Maybe you’re looking for simplyrecipes.com or something?

Code Red was the first in 2001.