there IS an island where you can go, it’s the Pacific Garbage Patch where you can hang out with the rest of the trash, ya uncultured swine!

Maybe it’s a regional thing. I’m in the northeast, where patty melts are on grilled rye and have caramelized onions along with the burger and cheese.

Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Definitionally rye.

Isn’t rye the usual bread in a patty melt?

I just had this & in general think it is a mostly missed opportunity. Both too much (in terms of the sauce & carmelized onions overwhelming it) and not enough (Jr whopper patties, really?). And perhaps the biggest miss is going with whatever that generic bread is & not sourdough 

“The order arrived at my door an hour later”

You nailed it, aka a droid version. R2-V2 where V = Vacuum or G2-V2, where G = Garbage and V = Vacuum.

I’m curious why the unsettling part is that bison were once endangered and not the food-borne illness aspect. Is that leather backpack she’s wearing full of ice or is that bison heart room temp?

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Are you serious? If anything, he has a golden, nay titanium, NAY UNOBTANIUM, ear for comedy.

There is 100% a market for this kind of thing.

This person is my hero. I also remember when I was at Apple and an old guy brought one of these in to the store that was in pristine condition and he thought something was wrong because he got a new Mac and this was not as fast. When I tell you we all nerded out on that machine. Like it ran like butter for its age and…

In a way, this is now what computers in the Jetsons would’ve been.

I loved these little machines. 

Love this!

A brood of hard-partying bachelorette vampires meets its match when their latest victim becomes Dublin’s answer to Van Helsing in the trailer for Let the Wrong One In.

“Well Bublé doesn’t work, so now it’s Bubbly”. Hamm is a treasure.

Next up: releasing sterile MAGA males into rural America

“Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”

Code Red was the first in 2001.