“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

Yeah, it really is too bad that managers don’t have any other option. Literally, all they can do is keep offering the job at minimum wage and deal with whatever under-qualified applicant walks in the door. I mean, they’ll turn off customers, and possibly go out of business, but what choice do they have? Offer higher…

2019's standards in 6 words.

At least it wasn’t overtly racist.

it would solve the problem of you owning a dog, very, very quickly.

He was definitely wrong if he was advocating for the AR-15 or anything else chambered for .223, unless you happen to like hogs to be bloodied and pissed off but very much alive. There’s some superficial appeal to the idea of something high-capacity and quick for dealing with a large number of hogs, but that doesn’t…

‘guns’ schmuns! just need a few of these devices scattered about

how he can’t get a regular damn beer in a regular damn bar anymore. This, according to the guy who runs a political consulting firm in Washington, D.C., is Socialism.

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

Waste of a good clock, I say.

That’s helpful information. This definitely could have been shitty behavior by one kid towards another, and the school could have been right to act. But elevating this into a criminal matter is just absurd.

This isn’t what it sounds like at first. What threw me off was “a type of dodge ball”.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Welcome to the internet sir, we also have cats.

Pointless, useless, exercise and nothing more than a way to slam pop culture icons

Points... were made here

Captain Marvel/Brie Larson would be great, but you know who's not in the MCU yet? Sarah Paulson.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?