I’ve given away books, which I can’t do on Kindle. (Sometimes I thought I was lending a book but it turns out I was giving it away forever. Still worth it.)

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

I think a lot of companies are going to be very disappointed in what they make off streaming services. They look at Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu and say “Gimme some of that sweet streaming moolah!” But those services have big bases mostly because there are not many options and they all have a lot if content. Fewer people…

Half a pound dried spaghetti or angel hair

“Most people acknowledge that these days” - Uh, completely false?

Well your name fits I’ll give you that.

Sausage is love.

You have now lost custody of the word “chucklefucks”.  It is now MINE! <3

And when you think the number of zeroes on the number you sue for is excessive,  add another zero. 

Sue. Sue for so much that your children have their college paid for and you have a nice retirement. 

How about suing family farms because they unintentionally had Monsanto seed?

For the phenomenally lazy (like me), Aldi sells a 13 oz. jar of grass-fed, pasture-raised ghee for $7.50, which isn’t completely outrageous compared to a pound of butter—the good butter, anyway—if you were to make your own.

Every Sunday, I wage a war on my fitted sheet as I attempt to put it on my mattress, struggling to fit it around one corner as it pops off another.

Physics yo!

Scissors would actually crush the crust MORE, not less.

Since a pizza roller blade circular, it is actually distributing the force from the user into the crust at roughly a 45 degree angle. And since the roller is, well, rolling, it’s constantly moving along the length of the pizza. This means that the roller is doing…

When do we reach peak streaming? How many services can the average viewer reasonably adopt?

Tucci is my second favorite performance in this movie, after Tommy Lee Jones playing Officer Tommy Lee Jones.