Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends

And then what will we do when when the pinky and thumb team up in a slight shaking motion? We fought those wars in the 80s, man...

I think the refs made the right call anyway, best to nip this in the bud. If you tolerate index fingers, the cuss-finger is right next door.

Me too. If he has enough people on his side it’ll work, too. People around here have argued with me a lot on that point but all he has to do is declare it an emergency, declare marshal law even, and he’s there. I know the military is not supposed to violate the constitution but what about all the people in it who love…

Red Dawn was a documentary filmed in real time.

Turns out they do have Wolverines there, they just call them Walladingo Kangajacks. Young ladies keep these vicious creatures as lap and purse dogs.

Babies are expensive. You might want to replace...

On a list of things NOT to substitute: I once used Dawn dish detergent as bubble bath. Great bubbles! But then I had an incurable itch on my um, well my balls, for a week.

Don't worry about them, they'll just call it fake.

Mannnnnnn, this is gonna piss off a lot of conservatives who have no idea how taxes work. 

back to 1491?

Ya know, not being a friendly person, in spite of the fact that you have Canadian AND Texan influences... that says very bad things about one’s soul.   (And yes, Texans are typically friendly no matter what else one may say.)  

I love the videos from this PAC so very, very much.

His real name is Vincent Adultman.

Counterpoint: My dumb conspiracy theory is that Ted Cruz is really just two kids stacked on top of each other.

How am I supposed to befriend Jacob Wohl? His own eyes look like they don’t get along and decided they needed some space.

Rresponses like Toobin’s have got to become the (minimum) standard by which the media operates if we are to survive this catastrophe of an administration.

“NOUN” on a T-shirt with a permanent marker

I’ll stick with the big box, thanks. It’s, uh, for the sake of the environment.

I swear to god, this is probably the whitest GIF I’ve ever laid eyes upon.