My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.

Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

I’ve always found it interesting how some (not all) vegetarians don’t consider fish to be meat.  

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

No, that was clear, maybe my joke wasn’t.

“incur debt from their reception.”

Kelsey Grammer definitely had an achievable body type.

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon

All the best life advice comes from King Of The Hill. 

The best advice is from King of the Hill

those loser kids lost contact with their space pastry.

That’s why she’s gonna be a dentist.

Medium-rare, you heretic.

Don’t touch them unless you’re going to hoist them.

Giuliani’s going to have a hot take on that fan’s character tomorrow.

Wife- “why are you smiling like that”

Here’s an idea.

Why do people seeing this still believe they will stop short of their entirely predictable ultimate goals? Have they exhibited one shred of decency or compassion up to this point?

“Trump wins reelection with 98% of the vote” is a headline I can imagine happening. Seriously, every horrible thing we can think of is more than possible. Good times.

If you had mapped out an arc of the most heinous actions imaginable before this thing took power - he is about 50% there. Only hindered by the vast bureaucracy and a judicial system which is now holding on by it’s fingernails.