God bless the internet. 

Rope? Not sure if it would be strong enough.

Decries “globalism”

My guess:

I read that as Adam Scott and had a nice chuckle. 

Yep. He is always obtuse to ensure he can deny it. But he has been calling for violence since 2016.

The Pedant Police out in force. 

Our “democracy”. As though this hasn’t been an oligarchy since.... forever.

You’re slippin’ BO. No Pelosi reference!? You can do better.

This is outstanding! Warren has been my top pick for a while and as a staunch labor advocate this only further cements that!

Thanks. With so many, it is hard to keep up with all of them - especially ones I don’t give a shit about. 

I imagine she enters a debate to Stone Cold’s intro music, surprising everyone. Delivers some Stunners to her rivals and climbs the ladder, takes the belt, and becomes DNC Heavyweight Champion...

2016 is the year that literally will never end. 

Is it though? Have you never watched Fox News over the last decade? Conspiracy theories are their bread-and-butter.

Something something Seth Rich deep state Pizzagate?

“I want this whole wall to be electrocuted”

Sauli Niinisto? The former Green Lantern?

Hard to sleep when you slam amphetamines all day every day.

Oof.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.