The guy is former prime minister Felipe Gonzales of Spain, meeting with former prime minister Gro Harlem Brundtland of Norway (halfway visible on the right).

87mph!

These same techniques may not work on a Volvo…

They should have stopped at 42 crystals. They were so close to perfection.

Fuck you common sense! I am searching Craigslist right this moment.

GEE-SUS! That is so fucking horrible. I don't want to touch any of the cars on that lot in fear of contracting chlamydia.

This is pretty terrible.

Really? I'm a liberal atheist from New York, and I thought that commercial was great. It's like a neat twist on an old Norse creation myth or something. Just like any actual Bible story or Greek myth, it's not true - it's just a nice story. How literalist Christian nuts take it is up to them.

I present to you, exhibit A:

This

Not only shitty music but retarded commercial in general.

Spiders are nature's assholes.

Turbo Tomy Dashboard

REPU!!

My car is better then your car.

Probably Snell approved.

This.

Matt Farah's Donald Trump hair.