numsie
My dear, sweet brother Numsie!
numsie

The sad part is that I didn’t even write it. I copied it from another user.

Apparently it takes a big man brain to appreciate your sense of humor. A little too subtle for Jezebel readers.

I was just surprised as such a prolific female poster yet you are un greyed on Jezebel? Did you get banned or something on here?

Look at her hair. No, it isn’t.

So this article is a little confusing. After reading the AL.com report, it sounds like they weren’t saying she wasn’t “qualified,” just that she wasn’t “certified” to teach 5th Grade. In this case, that’s apparently true, since her certification covered her through 3rd Grade. If Federal requirements for funding are

My wife hates it when I use her’s for the ‘gear loft’ in the tent. (^_^)

You just need to live a little bit more life. And you’ll see how you can make choices that hurt other people even if that is not your intention. And when you do, you will know the quality of people in your life. If the people in your life give up on you when you make a bad choice, I feel very sad for you.

Yes, that was the other thing that struck me. I’m sure it was a relief to get caught...but the option of confessing was also there. That’s a huge missed opportunity to regain trust and integrity.

i get mad about jesus making people walk (because he didnt)

She referenced Handi-man, she was definitely making jokes at the expense of disabled people. Like I guess it’s better that she wasn’t actually commanding a person who needs a wheelchair to walk, but that doesn’t change what she was joking about.

I always found the easiest thing to do was not tell them.

If both sides of the relationship are aware it’s not monogamous then I don’t think it would be considered cheating.

If your partner decides to end the relationship, there’s not much for you to do, but if they want to stay together, you have some work ahead of you.

Can’t proof a bunch of ashes has “her belongings.” As far as I know, I was only having a barbecue in my backyard and those were just random oak branches and junks I picked up from the road.

“Prove it’s yours”

Pfft, details. You can totally get away with this.

It does when the property is abandoned on my land. They call that garbage where I live.

It turns out being mad does not give you a right to destroy the property of the person you are mad at

Because absolutes are always the best advice, right?

...how many people do you know that have herpes?!