That’s the best.

Best of thread, easy.

er. that one took me a minute, ‘cause apparently I’m an idiot...

I mean, she doesn’t know what Swift’s size is, so maybe that was part of the problem? “Long and skinny” isn’t particularly specific for a knitting pattern. It’s the collar connection that strikes me as the worst part, not that I could do better.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

It’s the company I keep ;)

Maybe gay moms are doing gay magic rituals to turn their babies gay with sorcery.

welp, just wet my pants.

Nah, being gay is a choice. Innocent little fetii are born attracted to the opposite sex.

No, because clearly all babies are straight until they grow up and decide to worship Satan/be gay.

And when a women’s theater group starts and has to admit men, then what?

“Of course, that any modern college club would exclude a participant solely based on gender is absurd…”

That’s not a trifling observation.

But if it's drag? If the whole point is men dressed as women, then women playing that parts makes it not drag. Or am I missing something?

These women sure sound like they’re acting with excessive speed or insufficient consideration about this particular kind of dessert.

So it’s totally fine to be on TV in a bikini, but the minute we actually see your nips and vag you’re a disgrace to the crown.

Okay.

One of the reasons I drive a Fiat500c. Well, that and the giant hole in the roof.