High street = main business/shopping street in UK cities

When I had a truck my rules for helping move were simple. I will show up at the designated time. I will not help carry things downstairs or wait while you do so. I will not help pack or wait while you do so. Have your stuff near the door/outside/in the garage ready to load. I will help load/unload and I will drive. I…

And many of the strippers may have been “guest workers” from other countries, so the club boarded them in a cheap block of rooms at the hotel so they could be herded from there to the club for their shifts.

Also, apparently everyone thinks that the bed of a pick-up truck is also a garbage can, and thus is a suitable place to dump your half-drunk Big Gulps and other assorted trash.

My dad has a truck. He doesn't let anyone take the truck but he will help out. He wants to be there in case something happens or to stop it from happening.

“high street gentlemen’s club” = fancy strip joint. But that’s not where the story takes place; which is at a hotel across an alleyway from the writer’s restaurant, so the windows on that side of the restaurant would’ve been facing some of the hotel windows from maybe 15’ away.

I’m going out on a limb here, so I apologize if this comment is too facile, but it seems to me that while you’re in “the grips of addiction” it defines you. And when you’re “in recovery” that also defines you. So I’m guessing that there must be a challenge in learning how to define yourself as you get further and…

We only allow protons in this house. We’re trying to raise Tinley to have only *positive* outlooks.

Now that I’m older and more easily annoyed, the thought of cleaning grey dust out of my butthole for weeks sounds like hell.

It isnt the dust you have to worry about getting in your butthole...

Because half the attendees are just this side of bare-ass naked and almost all of them are high as fuck?

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

Totally a random fact, but you can have paper allergies and qualify for special library services through my state library because of it.

I don’t understand. In what way are the proportions different? Like...I don’t know, maybe I’m just wildly unobservant, but in the one picture of the two feet together, they look an awful lot alike.

Did you mean scientology facility, not scientific facility? Cause that shit is sounding pretty creepy.

The VA does have a ton of work to do when it comes to healthcare for women who are vets. Not delivering babies, not providing prenatal care, that kind of just basic stuff (though, to be fair to the VA, they do often provide coverage for these things. They just don’t perform any of it themselves. Clearly it’s a bad…

I give it 3 days before one of two things happens: either a GoFundMe page is started to raise money for a custom prosthesis OR the guys that 3D print custom prosthetics offers to design/build one for free.