And Gulliver is a girl, right?

I assume Chutney’s older sibling’s name is Mango. Has to be!

Realizing now I haven’t come across a fiber allergy but someone is, someone *is* working on that somewhere.

I bet she doesn't eat any green peppers either. No green vegetables!

Three chuckles for “diapertypical.”

Taint. It's the taint.

My, what a wee bottom he has. For a moment, I thought that was a flat-stomached woman in a skirt bending over backwards in a yoga arch pose.

This may be the most awesome thing I’ve heard all day.

I shared my story of rolling the hard six for a stone cold fox. No regrets.

GREAT BIG WHINY WHINE AHEAD!

ZZ Top is playing the Fayette County Fair, so my Facebook is filled with people stoked about hearing La Grange in La Grange.

Gotta admit, both times I saw AC/DC I was in the “seats” section, not main floor. I’m such a music nerd that if I like a band enough to go for floor, I show up at the venue at 9 a.m. so I can make sure I get front rail (saw Nine Inch Nails in Cleveland and was front row center-worth EVERY SECOND of waiting in the…

Kitten gifs please! Today, my sweet, old doggie lost her battle with cancer. She’s been my constant companion for thirteen years. We went through college, my first job, moving across the country (twice), and getting married. She’s been with me every step of the way, and I already miss her so much.

I drink. a lot.

The superhotness really trumps just about everything. I’ve encountered vapid ass mofos who were just walking gods, and I surrendered the booty (or vice-versatile) simply to put the ol’ proverbial notch in my bedpost.

I’ve seen them twice, you’ll have an absolute BLAST. Though yes, the crowd can be a bit rowdy. The second time I saw them I got beer spilled on my head by the two drunks behind me (to their credit, they did apologize).

First week back to school. It went okay. I dyed my hair almost completely magenta before I started back to work. One of the little sixth grade boys came up to me after recess and tells me, “Ms Deerlady, I like the way your hair looks when you stand in Ms R’s doorway to get (students). The light reflecting off your…

On a cross country road trip with my best buddy! Just had BBQ in Tupelo, Mississippi, on our way to Georgia then NYC, and finally Burlington, VT. This is great!

Yay! I finally caught this one! I missed you guys!

There’s never a time when “sweating like a whore in church” isn’t acceptable. Points for living in Florida. For reasons.