As a former teenage boy, I have a tendency to confuse a boob with an elbow.

I’m going to steal that phrase to use at work.

His sun will certainly be setting soon.

Jesus h Christ. I mean, even if I had a mental illness and thought celebrities were communicating with me, I feel like a tasteful bouquet of flowers would be better than a fucking dog skull. I mean...wtf.

Omggggggggggg AHAHAHAHAHAH

I wonder what was on the two that were “picked”? Awesomely nasty!

Why are you singular now? What happened to the other boob?

I don’t know, this language really does sound passive-aggressive. Like when my mom says “you don’t HAVE to come home for Christmas...” and I know she means the opposite.

The first problem is that you’re a woman, the second is that you’re showing it.

The difference is the sperm bank didnt promise a straight or gay child, they promised a white child.

They should just let people who aren’t total shit brains raise that baby and be done with it.

No, it was for the “you gave me the wrong sperm and now I have a child I love but now has specific cultural needs I need to appreciate.” Which sounds different than the way you put it now, isn’t it?

I told an 18 y/o I work with that now that she’s single, she needs a vibrator. I recommended the rabbit. She looked at me as if I was crazy... She never (!!!) masturbates, she thinks it’s weird.

Center one is a spinal vertebrae.

I'm not going to apologize for calling a bitch a bitch.

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

‘I don’t wanna raise a negro child! Don’t you know how shitty their lives are?!’-horrible white person who sued a sperm bank over a healthy child

I can only hope this racist bitch doesn’t make her child feel less than for having *gasp* BROWN SKIN!!!!

Another proud graduate from Midvale School for the Gifted.