I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

Kathy Bates in Misery.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

One collage showed a Lindsay Lohan pic with trails of red dripping on her body, and Sundown holding a long knife over her.

Perhaps really more widower material than widow material?

As long as I could close my eyes and imagine he’s Rowan County clerk Kim Davis.

If it was this one, I hope he takes a moment to savor the irony.

Is a boob tattoo a tittoo?

Rabid dogs should just be put down.

The Jalopnik.com connection for those who are wondering.

Okay but also why would you leave a fake baby that looks real in a boiling hot car when it is secured in a car seat? Like, that’s misleading as fuck.

“Triflin’ ass baby ho,” literally, LITERALLY made breakfast smoothie come out of my nose.

Is this fake baby in a car seat? ..... but ...... why?!?!?!

Best use of two dissimilar words to convey idiocy by an overwhelming amount....

Come on over to Gawker when you get banned, boo!

“We’re better than this.”

[citation needed]

Ring ring: “Hi, by any chance, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You should let him out before he suffocates. *giggle* *giggle*” *hangup*

You seem like the kind of person who’s unknowingly ingested gallons of bodily effluvia & floor sweepings over the years.

You clearly have no idea how shifts work at cheapass restaurants. Here is how my job works:

It’s considered bad form, but then so is being an asshole, which this lady was, so ... eh.