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So she couldn’t buy the special condoms and have them on hand? Especially after he had already proved himself to be a filthy fleabag by infecting her before.

All the convenience and smell of a cloth pad, but without the ability to easily change it. Nothing like sitting around in a cute diaper full of your own liquid pennies.

I don’t know what’s worse. Ghost Bride or Ghost Dad.

There’s one where the woman looks really pleased with herself while she’s retrieving a coin from a payphone that’s hilar.

I guess the SFW Porn wasn’t as safe as they thought?

I read that you can substitute cauliflower for potatoes. So I modified that to substitute poutine for cauliflower for potatoes. All the flavour with none of the guilt.

(Full disclosure: I’d buy that bag and jazz up my boring cereal... But are they allowed in any of the 21 Day Fix containers? Or maybe I should buy it and finish it before I start?)

QUIET. WE’RE TRYING TO BE MARSHMALLOUTRAGED HERE.

I’m scared of the ocean and drowning and exploding tanks and sharks and jellyfish... So, YES! It sounds like something we should do on the cheap with a dubious fly-by-night bargain basement company without telling anyone where we’re going.

Esssssshaklly *hiccups*

Why use a sock when there is a bra you can fill with booze?

OMG. JEZEBEL IS SO HOSTILE NOW! AND CLEARLY FULL OF DUMB, UNEDUCATED BLONDES.

It’s most certainly lazer. I’m pretty sure he was in Dodgeball, on the Purple Cobra team, along with Blazer.

I’ll just leave this here for your little spelling corrector buddy:

It’s the least stressful way to cook fish for me as well. I also enjoy potatoes, onions butter and rosemary en tinfoillote.

I fried frozen cheese and bacon perogies with a chopped onion in bacon fat and served them with oniony cheese sauce and chicken nuggets (also smothered in cheese sauce.)