Bend over and I’ll show you.

Didn’t they just make a movie about that?

I wonder if all this bad press is worth the trouble? Her ugly mug is plastered everywhere and she’ll be known for weeks as that witch who sued her nephew. Maybe even months!

Vega tastes delicious compared Almased. *cough* From what I’ve heard =(

Bacterial Deadginosis.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

October’s here.

Whenever I read about Shia and his issues I think of that South Park where Britney only had half a head.

Yup. Things will be much better for all the POC business owners if the white women only go to white owned/operated chop shops.

Poor Hitchbot =(.

French toast with fried tomato this morning. Salty and delicious.

Lol. Another day, another arken penis mention here on Jezebel.

More like Whoopie Cochon factory.

I worked with someone who had a gastric bypass. There was flatus, but I had a much harder time with her breath, which constantly smelled strongly of dry mouth burps and protein farts. I guess the gas bubbles were traveling up as well as down. It didn’t help that she was a closetalker =/

Heh. Balls.

Plenty of room and plenty of popcorn. I’ve got some popcorn chicken in the oven too.

Yeah, I get that.