numsie
My dear, sweet brother Numsie!
numsie

You’ll gets eggs in your belly. JUST. LIKE. EASTER.

I found a couple women in that big pool “facing the wrong way against the jets”. Like, really enjoying those jets.

January huh? Duly. Noted. I still have that necklace for you and there’s still a metric fuckton of Trollbeads left if your collector friend is interested.

#NIPPLES

Years ago I worked there for a year and quickly realized that though the job and the drama sucked- unlimited use of the waters and a free treatment every month more than made up for it. That shit adds UP.

As long as you don’t mind the odd naked woman wandering around- go for it! I admit I was kind of weirded out at first by the random naked bodies, but with no men around and everyone not caring a bit you get used to it. I started out wearing a bathing suit, then a bikini, then just the bottoms and then au natural with

It’s pretty much the exact same as a regular sauna, looks wise, only without the crazy humidity and insanely high temperatures. The infrared panels heat YOU up and get you sweating pretty quickly though.

It’s not a pod. But running thru a few circuits at Body Blitz is amazing, relaxing and incredibly restorative.

HYPERCOLOR. At least that was the brand name of the colour changing shirts that were Theeeeee Thing here in the land of maple syrup when I was a tween. It was the height of hilarity to make hand prints on one’s boobs. And yes, the pits and backs were always the other colour.

I’d put both their Ds in my V.

A bit... Florida.

They just disappear! Well, the awesome ones do, I never lose any of my crappy fluorescent orange hats, scarves or gloves though. Always my favorite ones.

Lol. No worries, I liked the joke! I snickered when Wikipedia explained it to me (I’m one of those Only Know It If There’s A Baz Luhrmann Movie About It Shakespeare People.)

Ahhhhh, I get it now.

I buy hats every year. Slouchy, of course. But where do they all go? There is a hat thief in my house (likely Church, she’s fond of destroying knitted things.)

Are you making a joke about Quebec? I’ll thank you to arrette immediatemant, sill vouse plate.