So say we all!

I’ll be happy as long as it’s anyone but the Scientologist.

I’m picturing this:

And thanks to you using the phrase “knitting at the guillotine” I actually realized that I don’t know how to knit anymore and knitting is a super handy skill.

I was trying to find a picture of the DA, but this is what keeps coming up.

The dampness reactivates the layers of smell from previous smokes. It can be really terrible if the person smokes a lot, smokes in the house and/or never cleans their gear.

Also, I would like to take a moment to apologize for behaving like such a dingledork about that thing with the stuff (you know, the thiiiiiing with the stuuuuuuuff *exaggerated wink*.) I’m sorry I was such an inflamed dick to you. That’s not exactly how I want to go down in the anals of history.

I wanted to go to the pioneer village today, but I let him sleep in and now it’s one and the pioneers have likely gone to bed on account of how early pioneers had to get up to pion their neers and whatnot.

Ily x a hundred.

Fucking Special Smokeflakes. And yes, the halfies infect the whole pack and they all end up smelling/tasting like rotten old burnt hair.

I’ve cut down to two or three a day, so I’m in that space where I can REALLY smell smoke on others. And Gentle Baby Lords Of Kobol help me if someone is carrying around a half smoked cigarette on them (my nose tells me it’s more common than I care to admit.)

Lindsay Lohan got trapped in an elevator

An eyedropper starts experimenting with steroids and crossfit.

You don’t think Donald Trump’s ascendancy is a sign of the end times? You better get started on that doily making. Hop to it!

I’ll bet your birds are spectacular. I should like to see one in rill life one of these days =)

I spoon baste my eggs with bacon fat (because I’m a health nut). And also because that’s how my Mum taught me.

She is a Canadian national treasure.

We had hotdogs last night! But no new kitchen floor though. What kind of flooring? Perhaps though could celebrate with a roasted item of some sort?

That’s exactly how I do my birds! The one I made tonight is nothing but bones and scraps. OM NOM NOM NOM

I hope I can find you when the Apocalypse arrives