Purplish grey chicken! Looks, interesting, but tastes awesome.

Liquefied Pizza Pocket* & Vodka Enemas- here I come.

Heh. I made a small chicken and some potatoes for supper tonight (no basting!) It was pretty good. We unceremoniously tore it apart like a pair of land locked piranha =)

Thing is, I don’t recall ever buying a baster and I have two. Where do they come from?

Samesies, it’s Butter City- Population Turkey. But I start my birds out breast down and flip em halfway through. My Mum thinks it’s heresy.

Everyone’s got one, but nobody uses them for their intended purpose.

Do you guys baste your roast chicken/turkey? Why even do I have a baster that I never use?

crying with laughter reading this.

This description alone should win.

Now I’m thinking of testicles and buttholes.

It’s not unlike trying to stuff a marshmallow through a coin slot.

I remember there was a great deal of wine beforehand and snickering leading up to... but then I was laughing pretty hard and it turned sour from there because it wasn’t as funny to him and yeeeeeeah. Do not recommend. Not even for a second. Not just to see how it feels.

I loled too, which apparently hurt because laughing makes buttholes clench. It was a very shortsighted endeavour on the testicle owners part.

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

Yes! The sweater barfing should be on that meme too =/

but cats can detect cancer too