Toasted with cinnamon sounds good, actually. But she goes straight for the soft white bread and eats it untoasted. It’s very doughy to me.

The Turkey says:

I dropped a name outside a club once.

You’ve gotta give it at least a cursory glance. At least to see how close the pile is to your ham wallet, you know? You do not want splashback off of a Portapotty pile. Nope nope nope.

No. But I wish she was =)

he also poisoned himself drinking pickle juice as a kid.

TurkeyDog made you a card:

Here’s a picture of how your post makes me feel:

Rill Talk, True Story: Stephen King got me onto butter and onion sandwiches.

One of my friends makes butter and sugar sandwiches whenever she comes over. Because I don’t rat her out to our friends about her cheating on her Paulo Diet.

There was an iPhone in the Portapotty this afternoon. Perched sadly on a pile of excrement and soggy toilet paper. I wonder how long the person stood there looking at it, debating as to whether or not to reach in and try to grab it. I would have taken a picture, but no way was I risking it.

POKE

No matter where you go to get waxed, or how much you pay- get you some of this:

Rub ‘n’ Tug

I wear my fannypack around my neck like a functional goiter.