Also, I don’t want to walk around with ANY loads in my pants.

She looks like she has a sad, for sure.

extra pocket room so you don’t have to lug a purse around.

That’s no candystriper. That’s Mary. She’s supposed to be up on the 6th floor right now. Come on, Mary. You know you’re not supposed to be down here. Let’s get you back to your room.

This is some misbegotten outfit action right here.

Innocent little fetii are born attracted to the opposite sex.

Yes, but this is a hypotenuse question, you see. It’s a hypotenusethetical gay baby that the bad bad mother turned gay in umbro.

I’d like to ask her opinion about whether or not “aborting gay babies” would be acceptable to her... Just to watch her meatbonnet head explode, and you know it would.

Nipples aren’t a big deal at all. We all have em.

Joyless shitpail full of used toupees is a nice, neutral name for him =)

He is the color of a nice cream of carrot and butternut squash.

My Lords Of Kobol, he’s as ugly as homemade soap.

Are you there God? It’s me, Justin.

Bieber wept.

I spent several years of my life seeking him (Justin Bieber) and I didn’t find a damn thing