I want a walrus midhusband to assist with my birth.

Dolphin. Assisted. Birth.

Morifarty’s Matchmaker is also her bookkeeper.

There are quite a few weird Baby Guy options.

They rilly are sidesplitting.

Why do I even bother making jokes on this website.

I just Googled “draw me like one of your French girls monkey” and there it was. But I’m always amused/disgusted that what I’m searching for exists and that there are so many choices.

How are babby formed???

Those are excellent rules. It’s crazy making when you show up and they aren’t even packed yet. LOL NOOOOOOOOOPE.

Shit rolls downhill.

I got it from the backside of a bilingual showercap box in Niagara Falls. It’s got a nice ring to it though, doesn’t it?

We treat em the same as the men and they want special treatment because they’re women.

Dudes nuttier than a portapotty at a peanut festival.

And Gulliver is a girl, right?

As long as it’s non-GMO and harvested with respect and dignity, they’ll let her eat it.

Incorrect: Chutney’s older sibling’s name is Gulliver.

Morgellons, maybe by proxy?

Delilah can’t wear anything that isn’t hand woven. Her skin is intolerant to all machine woven patterns.