This could spell disaster for the youngest, most vulnerable snowflakes. How will they survive in diapertypical diapers?!

I can’t look at her without thinking about all her invisible dicks.

Joaquin Phoenix. Because Joaquin Phoenix. And Michael Shannon.

Funny you should mention them. We had tickets to ZZ Top earlier this year and I bailed and sent MrGhostBoobs with my nephew instead. Because crowd.

I think a plain white top and black slacks/skirt that can be dressed up with a jacket or down with a cardigan/more casual jacket would be nice and versatile.

He’s quite diminutive, for sure... But man can that old fella shred!

how not to feel like a hermit

Courteous fans sound pretty cool, actually =) I can handle drunk and rowdy... It’s being penned in with tens of thousands of people that makes me nervous.

Black House. It’s the sequel to The Talisman. They’re both written by King and Straub and they both won out over sleep.

Re: Dick

I still kinda want to bang him because it would feel like such an achievement

Beatin’ a dead horse don’t make it taste better.

I’m going to see AC/DC for the first time this Thursday. I’m actually kind of excited! (MrGhostBoobs is the superfan.) I’m really hoping Angus is wearing a maple leaf on his keister. That’ll be the highlight for me.

Do not use that phrase at work.

His type doesn’t fare well in jail. Too bad, so sad.

Good luck behind bars, goof.

For a second there I thought she sorta looked like Chloe when she was in Kids.