It’s a shame the clinics doctors never caught on to Jennifer’s defects before they impregnated her.
Top row ones are a boob and a knee I think. That middle one? I don’t know if I wanna know.
(Only Ralphie is likely smarter than all the anti-woman cockfarts put together.)
Re: Gross Body
Dialing “0” on the pink telephone, ehh?
She’s “21”, so she’s got a while life ahead of her, and she’s nimble. I’m confident she can jump over the paint if and when she’s ready to =)
If I recall correctly- he wasn’t too fond of flea markets either.
Maybe we could bread the shrimps in some of the fluffy doughnut batter? But no more actual mini doughnuts for at at least 9 months. I don’t want to ruin the doughnut magic.
Back in the halcyon Lucite heels days.
I like a functional ice carving. Even the silly martini luge is preferable to a basic swan or swirly heart (though I wouldn’t want to have to clean up the collection containers after booze or seafood.)
I was sitting on the couch with my head resting atop the back, just minding my own business watching bad tv and turned around to adjust my Snuggie... There was a huge centipede just chilling on the wall inches from where my head was sitting, for who knows how long.
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Same here. Maybe throw in a few lightly fried ones and a few sauteed in butter with garlic, too. That would would really hit the spot.
Cube of flowers?