I lost my watch, IN my house.

These sunglasses are everything.

Thanks! I tried it on last month, just for fun, and decided it was too much for me (bling wise) but the owner had other ideas and put it away somewhere till today. It was super nice of her. And I like that it’s not something I’d really go for on my own. It’s big and sparky, but it’s pretty darned cool.

Lol. Autocorrect changed Swarovski to Souvlaki.

Not shoes, but my boss gave me a fun new watch today.

You’re not all wrong but you’re also being a complete asshole

Yes, meatbonnet. Because lemur chode would have been too harsh.

You have diabetes. Kay, bye!

Lol @ lots of people.

I’m not a waitress, but if you came to me and told me you had a medical emergency I’d call 911 and let you for the bill.

Poor little babyman sounds like he is getting sooooooo upset.

I actually have issues with hypoglycemia, like for realsies. I don’t take food with me to restaurants because there are better products than soda for people who have been diagnosed (by doctors) with blood sugar issues.

The fact that I’m not an idiot

garner any sympathy from anyone outside of whatever nuthouse you’re currently posting from.

What is this? Your first day?

Maybe if you have such a sugar problem- you should make sure you have glucose tablets/honey packs on hand.