@nosebleed: Could always get one of the non-verizon android phones, as they aren't licensing the Droid name...android users don't discriminate based on phone/carrier choice, we welcome you with dessert names and a cute android...unless you get the backflip, then we pity you for your horrible, crippled excuse for an…

@Garion: 15% restocking fee...

@groundlessnfree: Actually, the "Play with my balls!" app didn't get approved on the app store..Steve didn't like such a dirty name

@sektor503: Odd..I did it with my droid and gained a bar...

@scrapking: All of my science classes were taught in metric exclusively in high school in michigan. I actually disliked having to use the english system everywhere else after leaving high school...someday..

@reddyroc: Quick, call Nicholas Cage!

@jpaugh: haha..wait, really?

@stifflittlefinger: Aren't you holding it with the wrong hand? I thought the gap that was causing the issues was on the other side

@dallasmay: This is true...however, with quantum entanglement, it could also be a very small jump a VERY long way away...

@buzztechyear: and jaundice...with a touch of Alzheimer's, hence the limited multitasking capabilities..

@OddManOut: I am of the current generation and I approve of this message

@The homeless vampire: "It sure works. I already run on Vodka"

@Kaiser-Machead: wait...you mean he's not?!?

@Gary_7vn: He was probably afraid of getting ninja'd if things didn't go Putin's way

@gonzorider: isn't MD 20/20 wine in a can?

@MrPaulAR: I haven't seen the need for a crossover cable in years...modern routers tend to handle this fine on their own

@Platypus Man: I think the last time I saw Kel was in mystery men...

@Gyaruson 2.0: Is it true?

@Innis: Newton's third law?