I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

This was a great moment strictly for Dave’s admiration for Peyton.

I for one am experiencing some severe hair envy, among other things.

As a truly casual basketball fan who only watches the playoffs, I enjoyed reading that. And the Harden vs. Pablo Prigioni video showed me what skills the best players have. I mean for my untrained eyes it seemed like perfect defense. And yet he made the three seemingly without effort.

Why thank you. Oh, and your basketball writing is some of the best on the net.

I get where you’re coming from, but I think this is different. This isn’t public outrage or a mismanaged player’s union or a botched suspension challenging the league, it’s one of its own sources of power: the ownership. The only way Goodell goes away is if the owners tell him to fuck off, and the owner of a premier…

The only advertising allowed is a small poster of a sunglasses wearing Jay Cutler by the cash register at 7-11, with the Surgeon Generals’ warning at the bottom.

I’ve compared the NFL to the big tobacco companies before. Everybody knows they make a fucked up product but it doesn’t matter because people can’t stop using it, and they know it. Get hooked at a young age, enjoy partaking while in the moment, feel like shit later, swear you’ll quit, cave and come back for more,…

Way off. He had multiple big hits. It’s the multiple times he whacked Phoebe Cates’ head on their headboard.

Ok, I’m going to wax philosophical for a moment here. Maybe just maybe in the grand scheme of things historically, 20 or 40 years from now what’s remembered from the Kardashian clans run in the collective consciousness is how they brought trans issues into a greater public awareness with loving acceptance. I could be…

I’m no soccer expert but I think Villa is conceding too Mane.

“Fucked an intern, then tried to shed her, man
Till she blackmailed you for cheddar, man...”

thanksh

Polish American Football League isn’t exactly the sport played at its highest level,

Counterpoint (not that I disagree with anything here): If your writing strongly appeals to readers ages 18-25, and no one older than that, that does not automatically make you a shitty writer.

Hate to burst your anti-Red-State anodynity, but you DO know that Cowherd considers himself a liberal and staunch Democrat, right?

OMG KARA THAT’S ME

Leitch would honestly be GREAT for this position.

I love the takedown of Brooks, but holy shit, that photo up top deserves every award possible.

I’m sure they are working on a Superbowl commercial based on this concept right now. Starring the NFLs coterie of domestic abusers! They just GOTTA have a slice! Touchdown!