I had taco bell and just bombed the hell out of the bathroom, can a Saudi prince atleast buy me a ford focus for my efforts?

Once the ninth batter completes his at bat. If the at bat is abandoned because of a caught stealing or pick off, it is not. So if the ninth batter makes the third out, the team batted around, but I would not use the term until the end of that bat.(“So the Cubs have batted around and up returns Anthony Rizzo” or “The…

Yeah but Conan was also not wrong. Like stop bitching and write good comedy, then.

This whole game again, guys?

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

thats really not nearly the whole picture. probably the biggest one of all is, to paraphrase: slow down, make sure you understand your emotions at the given moment and are acting authentically

Empathy is important, but I don’t think “simplifying” this set of skills by removing four out of the five categories is an effective way to do this. For starters, the bulk of what we’ve talked about here is actually dealing with your own emotions. You don’t need empathy to deal with those, but you do need a lot of…

I entirely agree. The thing is they have their own agenda. They don't play by the rules. And they refuse to come out of their stone age mentality.

Just here for the Piles tumblr, need to feel like my piles are something to feel good about and not just wallow in my own #pileshame.

I agree, the shower is a great place to think.

Could not have said this better myself. Regarding both thinking and sex!

I wonder if this whole thing is a pyramid scheme? I’m gonna go ahead and judge this book by its cover.

Disagree. Lion's face is full on "GTFO I KILL YOU NOW!" There is 0% "friendly" going on here.

The second coming was a much more intense experience in Narnia.

Pizza metaphors can solve all the world’s problems, and in some cases, actual pizza. I cannot fully wrap my head around how much i loved this video.

Personally, there's enough military surplus hanging around my home town that we should welcome all orientations to shoot their calender. Hot Gals, Hunks, Gays, Furries, That one where you watch others, Leather fetish? There's lines and lines of old Humvee's sitting around doing nothing, go have a ball and make a nice…

He's sort of a new born and she's a brick house.

Does it have Coors Light?

About 5 years ago I was reading an issue of Air Force magazine (the official magazine) and they gave a rather detailed report on China's current strategic and tactical philosophies. To sum it up, they have basically wholesale adopted the U.S's.