Totally, I mean Persona is almost undoubtedly a better movie than Robocop but only one of them features Ray Wise getting drenched in toxic waste and then exploded by a van. Advantage Robocop.

We should just shoot people. I'm 100% anti-death penalty, but if you're gonna do it, just do it.

At least you can still feel fear, so that's something!

Hey now, I believe in Gamera!

Yes, but it's not like they're mutually exclusive.

Neither is an actual person but merely a name given to a large team of indentured MFA students and marketing morons.

A dark room where one passively enjoys entertainment while being discouraged from speaking is somehow an activity for couples and groups.

David Harbour must be taking it easy, because he's aging into David Leisure.

Could be good, the actual mist looks pretty crappy for 2017, but maybe they're still working on the compositing.
The lead actress could cut the monsters to ribbons with her crazy cheekbones.

It was pretty close, but more people who make over 50,000 per year voted for Trump than Clinton.

There's another kind?

"We got to pay for promotion, shipping, distribution. Those limos out back, they aren't free. Whatever's left, we throw down the well." - Eric the Klown

Repetitiveness is our job!

Unless Evan spent a good chunk of his 26 years traveling at relativistic speeds, I don't think he's a Boomer.

Little things with ball-bearings that are supposed to help kids with ADHD concentrate, but seem to more effective at driving teachers to drink even more than they already do.

I'd rather watch Batman and Robin than the The Dark Knight Rises. It's a lot more fun and takes roughly an eighth of the time.

I guess that is kind of the flip side of the coin. We tend to overemphasize the impact of figures like Stewart, Oliver, Bee, etc in the national discourse and they think that a crudely drawn frog is winning the hearts and minds. Granted, it's a pretty dumb coin we're flipping here.

Granted, I graduated high school in the far distant year of 2002, but we watched Shoah and read Elie Weisel's Night. Maybe they just teach Instagramming and AP Fidget Spinning now, but I would hope they still instill a bit the immensity of that tragedy to today's young people.

Watch yourself, councillor. You're on thin ice.

But Jeff took the time to have them laminated and everything!