Okay, so as punishment, this kid should have to spend a weekend with Al Pacino in full-on, "Devil's Advocate" hamming it up mode?
Harsh, but fair.

True, Jerri Blank was more of a baby broker than baby killer.

The moron in question was big believer in the Power of Pepe. It was fairly surreal, and I briefly wondered if I was being covertly taped for some sort of Neo-Punk'd type of show.

Ah, I was misinformed.

Didn't we become The Avocado at the request of The AV club?

Unless it's a Strangers with Candy reference.

I was recently informed by a moron that as a liberal I was "losing the meme war." And frankly, I was willing to offer my abject surrender to end the conversation.

He sent me to the cornfield, but that was only like 30 feet away.

No, I'm sure Ron Moore totally communicates entirely in marketing bro jargon, he then referred to himself as a disruptor and destroyed several paradigms.

You should totally buy those blinding blue headlights, because obviously you're the only real person in the world.

Rarely is the question asked, "Is our children boning?"

It's cute and Bérénice Bejo is enchanting. The dog is cute too. It didn't change cinema forever or anything, but I liked it more than La La Land with which it shares some DNA.

He'll be training a hotheaded drone that plays by its own rules.

Ya know what's a good thing to fetishize in the age of terrorism and asymmetrical warfare? Fighter planes.

"This simple device is cheap to manufacture and can prevent river blindness in remote villages"
*crickets*
"I done made a taco out of chitlins!"
*audience explodes with triumphant applause*

A lot of my fellow white folks have convinced themselves that being asked for respect is the ultimate oppression.

Yeah, and it's pretty fucking easy not to use it.

I think I caught contact-crazy just from reading that.

It's just us and Syria. Company you keep, etc.

And we need them back!