The best triple! Everyone says so!

Lousy elitist "experts" always lecturing us…about..about *faints from blood loss*

THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!

The venue I work for was trying to book these guys for a gay pride show, kinda glad they rejected our offer.

Those hoopleheads have enough problems already!

Now, I wouldn't say that the president has the maturity of a first grader, but I don't have to, because he said it himself:
“when I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

"Honey, what I promised during the ceremony doesn't apply to the marriage. Duh."

Man, if they don't want people to think there's a fire, they should turn off the damn smoke machine.

He won't make it past the celebratory toast!

"Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today.
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York."

McCain is a "maverick" just like Ryan is a "wonk."

-The AV Club

I'm reading Bernard Cornwell's Arthur Trilogy and really liking it. Not really on topic, but I thought I'd bring up some Authurian entertainment that doesn't suck.

Who?

Meh, once they dropped all TV Club Classic, as well as most of the shows I actually watch, and started giving A's to all that CW crap, I realized the culture I enjoy wasn't terribly popular.

The very same.

They're having the basement remodeled to accommodate more child sex-slaves, but they're also gonna add John Podesta's amazing risotto to the menu, so ya take the good with the bad.

I'd watch that, not in a theatre, but I'd watch it. Or at least part of it.

The "I'm gonna make this bit work through sheer force of will" look in Korman's eyes is frankly terrifying.

When You Someone Kill It