She's really method.

"It's really about personal liberty, children should have the freedom to pick as much coal as their little hands can handle."

I hadn't heard of him until recently, and was impressed by my ability to go from zero to pure hatred in under two articles. He seems like a real peach.

Which is crazy in and of itself. I'm not for more censorship, but the idea we police "broadcast television" and not cable is ludicrous is 2017. Most everyone receives all their tv through cable if not directly via the internet.
It's like when phone companies were still treating "pulse dialing" like it was new thing…

A little "urban" for this crowd.

No, you need a note from your minister declaring you among the elect.

Why?

Um, sir we're not technically allowed to call it "juice," we can say "drink", "beverage" or "fluid."

"These men don't suffer. Half of them don't even speak English!" -George Baer

Hey Sam, Alex, Will, Katie and the rest of you mediocre snark throwers, this is how it's done.

In hindsight, making it a federal offense not to comply with your waiter or waitress doesn't seem like a great idea.

If you're gonna give the rich a trillion smackers, it's gotta come from somewhere.

Pfft. It's not just one thing!

Always nice to see another ma resident on the AVClub, very sorry about the cancer, but at least we have some of the best treatment centers in the world.

That's why you have the constitutionally protected right to fire sixty shots a minute!

He looks like a guy that has "court clothes."

I'm afraid that ship has already sailed.

Considering Bostonians threw rocks at black elementary schoolers, peanuts at a grown man is actually an improvement.

Easy access to huge blocks of cheese?

Yeah, Duterte is a murderer, and not in the "George Bush is murderer" sense, but has bragged about personally killed people himself.