It's really big and time is really long, too. Our civilization is measured in millennia but the universe measures time in billions of years.
Edit: our current civilization measures time in corporate quarters and sitcoms, but you know what I mean.

Oh totally, I'm waiting to hear that he was caught on camera drinking a hot chocolate or seeing an R-rated movie.

Eh, why bother when you can write down the score you should have gotten.

I really hope Chaffetz is on the hook for something major and isn't just a garden variety adulterer or such.

I'm gonna guess that they're just monsters who can see where the demographic winds are blowing.

Okay, time to retire this même as we're never gonna beat this one.

"And he could play the fiddle. "
"Lyre."
" No, it's true. "

Man, comic books seem really confusing these days. Whatever happened to Darkhawk, a guy with a crystal in his chest which did…something?

These idiots can't even keep the government running through a budget debate, much less a nuclear war.

Don't tell anybody, but I liked Pandorum.

I managed to find it if you're interested…https://ia800204.us.archive.org/34/…

I think this is the real issue. There's a way to do aliens, and conspiracies and all the X-Files jazz in 2017, but you have to do it really well, because the medium has come so far since the X-Files first aired. People are watching Fargo, and The Americans, and Legion and a whole host of incredibly well-made…

The instant we have "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" technology, I'm having that knowledge expunged from my brain.

Man, if I hear one more story about a powerful woman being fired for her pattern of serial sexual harassment, I'll have heard one.

All men are architects, all women work in "publishing," just like real life.

This joins "Obsessed" in the burgeoning "White Girl gonna Steal Your Man" genre.

I believe the plural is Adams Scott.

It would also endanger Japan and create a massive refugee crisis for China that they are ill equipped to deal with.

I'm sorry, what good thing did he do?

Does that mean his last name is "Hope"? Like Bob Hope?