Were they implying that women typically keep their sunglasses on while in the drug store or at Whole Foods?
Because not only are they going to miss smiles from beautiful men, they're not going be able to see the drugs and/or food!

"The New York Times is America's paper of record, I know they'll be fair to me."
"Um, that was The Post."
"Well, I'm fucked."

Glad they're getting all the bugs out before I fly out to CA on the 25th!

I think that was less an interview and more of an audition for Spicer's job.

I'm gonna need more Victory Gin

"I am low on power, please replace my genuine Duracell batteries."

Let's have Richard Serra design a labyrinth that the bankers have to make their way through in order to get to work. Also, get the Smithfield people involved, because it's actually an abattoir.

I suppose I'd never thought about it, but if asked I would have thought the bull had been commission by an investment firm. It feels more like corporate art than the girl, who is corporate art. What a country!

Nuts to this, where's my Maurice Flitcroft movie? Now that guy was a golfer, kinda.

The prequels stream and are aired more often than the OT, right? I can remember flipping through channels and coming upon say, the middle of Attack of the Clones, but I don't know when I last ran across any of the original trilogy.

You're not wrong.

NPR Political Roundup is a good one for breaking down the events of the week.

That's two weeks for you too, Jake!

Boy, those two weeks of mandatory sensitivity training are gonna real rough on poor Bill, but luckily Linda from HR is pretty easy on the eyes.

Man, that would have been perfect.

By the shovel full, I assume.

Ha. Autocorrect strikes again. Ironically I was also using a tablet.

No problem, I just downloaded you to even things out.

I'll admit I'm a coffee snob, but my fellow masshole's vehement dedication to piss poor coffee is something I'll never understand. "Just moved back from Tahiti! Gonna miss the beautiful beaches and perfect weather, but totally worth it cuz I can get my dunkin'!"

Two Things: Brought to you by Pepsi and coke.