Quark and Garak talking root beer is probably my favorite Star Trek moment.
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

There some not great gay jokes in the first season as well.

No way, Todd forever!

Today's civilians are tomorrow's rebels.

"What? I thought all you orientals played golf!"

He seems like a goofball, but how is he an asshole?

Eric Trump's college roommate has told that story a few times. Here's one recounting: http://www.complex.com/life…

Yep.

She reminds me of a character from one of Sam Raimi's motion capture movies.

Yep. He does seem like a comically "libtarded" stereotype.

Some minor adjunct professor at Drexel made a disparaging comment about veterans and they talked about it for a week.

Have you seen a teenager lately? I saw a moron in JNCOs the other day. (Granted, it was a photo of me from twenty years ago, but still!)

True, but he felt (to me at least) like he was in a different movie from everyone else. Some things just worked better on the page (and a few decades ago) than the screen.

He's a rich guy who thinks the best way to make people safe is to beat up poor people, of course he's a Republican.

I'm betting there's 15 minutes worth of filler in GotG that could have been excised to meet your demands. Or every line of dialog uttered by the bads could have not been shit that The Monarch would have called "a little silly, and over the top."

Screw this movie, let's just get a few more seasons of Harvey Birdman.

I'm lead to understand that international audiences consider these extremely bloated runtimes to be a value-added product, but c'mon, none of these superhero movies need to exceed two hours.

In "The Mandy Patinkin Story."

*housecat row-rowr*

Because you're 90's trip-hop artist, Tricky?