PETA is a false flag created by the meat industry to discredit vegetarian/veganism. Morrissey is just an ass.

Hazel Hayes sounds like a DC character's real name.

Listen, if you're not going to finish my shoes in a timely manner, I'll take my cobbling business elsewhere.

And weirdly, they might think they're being progressive by treating you as just "one of the guys."

I thought her column started really strong and funny, but became less comedic and more specific to the point that the few I read towards the end had the feeling of someone describing a dream they had or a sandwich they ate.

If it's who I'm thinking of, they don't have much nice to say about anything.

October eh? Well then, wake me up when September ends!

Nick Nolte was quoted as saying "[unintelligible]"

That last one could destroy Hollywood, and possibly all of creation, I say we go for it.

But Chevy chase is still onboard for Robocops and Robbersons, right? Right?

Based on the presence of a Swedish Bikini Team, I have to assume this was written in the 80's and languished around Hollywood until, I dunno, someone lost a bet.

I don't think not wanting your character to fuck a man 28 years older than you quite rises to the level of ageism.

I can't even remember that last trailer I saw that had voice over of any type.

i dunno, I'm pretty friggin' high.

Do we need all this "mayhem"? We do? All right. Fair enough. I suppose you know your business.

It would take Charlize Theron in "Monster" amounts of makeup to make Jennifer Lopez look like Griselda Blanco. This is like a getting Ryan Gosling to play Roger Ailes.

Hot take: Training Day isn't that good, and it's not one of Denzel's better performances.

He's having a stroke! Someone put a wallet in his mouth!

Up voted for internal pluralization.

The greatest enemy of the American left is the American left.