I know no one wants to get sick, but people are really a little too "ew, gross, biology!"

He's like Wolfe or Joyce or Garcia Marquez, it doesn't really matter what happens plot wise, the joy is in the telling.

Ah, now I know why disqus made that "block" feature.

Yeah, I had always assumed the Jedi were already well into decline by the time of the Republic's fall, like the Samurai in the late 1800's. I was also surprised they were still going strong at the time of the prequels.

"Hello, I'm Kanna-Makuppa Gudname, assistant regional Jedi director, Tattooine office."
"Assistant TO the regional director."

Huh, maybe it's an homage to the scattershot continuity of the old serials, or he just wasn't paying too much attention.

But they were the guardians of peace and justice for a 1000 generations. Whatever that means.

You don't think he can cure your scrofula? Heretic.

Maine's capital has fewer people than the small town I grew up in.

My uncle was never the same after the Viet Cong hit his huey with that big log.

Right, not enough time for a major religion to become a myth.

Yes? I mean, it ruins the whole "everyone is related" business, but it makes Han's disbelief about the Force and Obi Wan's talk of "a more civilized age" make more sense.

It seems like it should have been a longer time between A New Hope and the fall of the The Republic. I mean, thirty years after the American revolution, people still believed King George existed.

The Taris undercity?

Eh, shooting on water is really hard and expensive and Kamino is one of the best looking things in the Prequels. The lava world, not so much.
Now using CGI for interiors is just stupid and leads to the incredibly boring framing and bland performances that dominate those shitty films.

"Fool me three times, I just give up…"

This completes our intensive six-week Gom Jabar.

That's a more generous idea than the "I can draw, but don't have any ideas" thesis I was working on.

Step 1: Be Buzzfeed

That's what my girlfriend said when I first asked her out.