And he loves Rage, brah! He's never really listened to the words, but they totally rock!

I'm hoping that's a typo at the end there.

You have a very odd edition of Clue.

He just looks so beaten down. I felt bad for Chris Christie which was a bizarre feeling at best.

Lyre!

Or the terrifying "#whitegenocide"

The brewery near my house will put a scoop of vanilla in their milk stout upon request, I'm told it's delicious.

"Ha ha suckers, I'm a vegan! I'm gonna live for-"
*is devoured by other commenters*

This article took a weird turn, does Univision own the Cheesecake Factory?

I will say, it has been a while since I've seen some nerd in a "Bacon is a Vegetable" t-shirt, and I'm a happier man for it.

In many states, it's probably the only way one can see a factory that is still in operation.

Gotcha.

The question was: What is an acceptable name for a grown-ass adult?
You said: Jojo…judges?
No, I'm sorry we were looking for something less stupid.

I thought "A" was "A"!

A line amazingly delivered a by very prominent republican actor. Although I imagine he has some problems with the whole "war on drugs" aspect of the platform.

Tommy Lee Jones for VP

I'm going in. If I don't make it back, I want you to have my upvotes.

I think it's more "dragons solve everything" but it's essentially the same

Now you're on the trolley!

Most of my adult life has been working for the yacht/golf club set, and while I do okay for myself, spending any time among these people really takes the air out of any Ivy League mystique.